Traffic Jam.

While sitting in an hour long traffic jam tonight, I thought of things that would be equally as fun, if not "funner" than sitting there:

- Cybering with hawt kydz.
- Being attacked by rabid chinchillas.
- Self-inflicted cigarette burns.
- Having sex with Barney.
- Making babies.
- Stem cell research.
- Hunting with Dick Cheney.
- Doing the Helen Keller.
- Counting back from 666 by 4's.
- Doing music theory homework.
- Getting drunk off of Mike's Hard Lemonade.
- Studying woman's suffrage.
- Under-water basket weaving.
- Hanging out with the Mafia.
- Ctrl + Alt + Delete
- Listening to Asher Roth.
- Childbirth.
- Cleaning a monkey.
- Shopping for thongs.
- Repeating the alphabet forwards and backwards.
- Passing the sobriety test.
- Watching Asian porn.
- Popping a balloon on your face.
- Find the cure for cancer.
- Astrophysics.
- Tits.
- Listening to William Shatner speak of his awesomeness...Or lack thereof.
- And lastly, partying with George Bush.